I've seen these before.
Still...:ha: :ha: :ha: :lol:
Have you guys ever seen the "Walker Texas Ranger" lever on Conan? That **** is priceless.
Still...:ha: :ha: :ha: :lol:
Have you guys ever seen the "Walker Texas Ranger" lever on Conan? That **** is priceless.
Loved it.
"As a teen Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history."
"As a teen Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history."
Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1997 World Series of Poker. Chuck's hold cards were a joker and a green number 4 card Uno Card. One of the players mucked after Chuck Norris declaired his roundhouse beats a full house.
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now the just the Islands.
For those of you who own macs, they have a dashboard widget of Chuck Norris facts. My favorite widget.
You know Chuck has to be lovin' this. :brow:
You know Chuck has to be lovin' this. :brow:
The moment someone considered posting a thread on Chuck Norris, it automatically received a 5-star rating.
Just to prove how tough he was, Chuck Norris crucified himself, forced himself to die (because only Chuck Norris can kill Chuck Norris), kicked Satan in the gonads, and reanimated himself.
Now he roundhouse kicks anyone that doesn't call his birthday Chuckmas.
Now he roundhouse kicks anyone that doesn't call his birthday Chuckmas.
Chuck Norris refers to birth certificates as "page 1 of your death certificate."
Razor companies keep making shavers with more blades in the hope that Chuck Norris will stop eating them.
When Chuck Norris has a bad day, people die. When Chuck Norris has a good day... twice as many people die and a few things explode.
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