Subject: FW: Tech Support
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0 , Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6.
I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background! while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!
Thanks,
A Troubled User. (KEEP READING) ___________________________________
REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that men complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0 , Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.
However, be very careful how you use these programs . Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !
WARNING!!! DO NOT , under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
Best of luck,
Tech Support
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0 , Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6.
I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background! while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!
Thanks,
A Troubled User. (KEEP READING) ___________________________________
REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that men complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0 , Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.
However, be very careful how you use these programs . Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !
WARNING!!! DO NOT , under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
Best of luck,
Tech Support
Ouch ^^
That was somewhat humorous. Hopefully I won't get Wife 1.0 before I go through Girlfriend 105.0
:ha:
That was somewhat humorous. Hopefully I won't get Wife 1.0 before I go through Girlfriend 105.0
:ha:
Now that would suck, what version Girlfriend are you on nowKamikaZ said:
I failed to use the update manager and my version uninstalled itself.
I heard there's a removal tool available for Wife 1.0 out there called Divorce 0.9b, however it incurs a 50% data loss...
Unless you were smart and downloaded the patch called Prenup 1.5...
The only reason to install the Prenup patch at all is for those lucky few who have Assetts41 Overflow issues. And if any version of Girlfriend runs the Golddigger subroutine for Assetts41 Overflow then getting Wife1.0 to install with any version of Prenup is impossible
Wife 1.0 comes with spyware. So don't even think about surfing for girlfriend 7.0.
Any suggestion on how to get Girlfriend 1.0? Ive had no luck with it so far
If you can think of a problem a guy would have with girls, chances are I have that problem.KamikaZ said:
Girlfriend 1.0 is free. You can pick up a copy no trouble at Jenny Craig. But is better to start with the higher version, as Girlfriend 8.0 and Girlfriend 9.0 usually come in a pack together. This makes upgrading much easier.
maximus said:
Well, one of those is unsuitable for this forum :ha:
My problem is never knowing what to say.
Damn @ this being becoming some sort of support group for not getting women. :ha: :ha:
Just be yourself, as corny as that sounds. Might as well get with a women who likes you for you. There is no formula for gettin' women; anyone who tells you different is kiddin' themselves. There a bunch of tips I could give you.
Just be yourself, as corny as that sounds. Might as well get with a women who likes you for you. There is no formula for gettin' women; anyone who tells you different is kiddin' themselves. There a bunch of tips I could give you.
Well myself often includes quoting random movie lines in the middle of a conversation, random football statitics and spending all saturday and sunday in front of a TV watchin football. When it comes time for me to coach football again, you can bet I will be working on my playbook.KamikaZ said:
I guess football might be in the way of getting a girl
But....football is more important:winker:
women like humor
the ones that are impressed by cars / clothes / possessions are the ones you want to stay away from
the ones that are impressed by cars / clothes / possessions are the ones you want to stay away from
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