-CRITICAL IS SO STRONG WEIGHTS LIFT THEMSELVES WHEN HE IS AROUND.
-CRITICAL DOESNT KICK *****, CRITICAL BEATS THE HELL OUT OF MOFO'S
-BEFORE NASA HAD A LAUNCH PAD, CRITICAL USED TO THROW THE SHUTTLE INTO ORBIT
-WHEN CRITICAL STARTED ACTING IN ACTION MOVIES THEY CHANGED THE CATEGORY OF HIS MOVIES TO DOCUMENTARIES BECAUSE IT WAS TOO REAL
-ARNOLD, RAMBO, AND CHUCK RETIRED WHEN CRITICAL MOVED TO HOLLYWOOD
-THE DEVIL CALLED CRITICAL AND SAID 'CRITICAL ARE YOU TRYING TO TAKE MY JOB", CRITICAL HUNG UP IN HIS FACE
-WHEN CRITICAL GETS PULLED OVER BY THE COPS, THEY SEE ITS CRITICAL AND WRITE THEMSELVES A CITATION
-CRITICAL WALKED THE GREEN MILE.....THEN CAME BACK WITH SOME 'JUNIORS' CHEESECAKE
-CRITICAL USES THE INTESTINES OF VIET-CONG SOLDIERS TO JUMP ROPE
-WHEN CRITICAL GOES TO SUBWAY, THEY LET CRITICAL WALK BEHIND THE COUNTER AND MAKE HIS OWN FOOD
-WITH ONE LOOK CRITICAL MAKES SAMUEL JACKSON PUT ON HIS INSIDE VOICE
-WHEN CRITICAL DRIVES LIGHTS TURN GREEN BECAUSE THEY KNOW CRITICAL AINT HAVING THAT STOPPING MESS
-CRITICAL DOESNT YAHOO CHAT...YAHOO CHATS WITH CRITICAL
-GRAVITY IS EVEN SCARED OF CRITICAL, THAT IS WHY HE LEVITATES EVERYWHERE HE GOES
-CRISS ANGEL TRIED TO MAKE CRITICAL DISAPPEAR, SO CRITICAL MADE CHRIS ANGELS TEETH DISSAPEAR DOWN HIS THROAT
-DAVID BLAINES NEXT STUNT WILL BE SURVIVING IN A SMALL ROOM WITH AN ANGRY CRITICAL THEORY
-CRITICAL IS SO INTIMIDATING EVEN JAY-Z ADMITTED TO WILLIE THAT HE BIT BIGGIES LYRICS, APOLOGIZED THEN OFFERED BEYONCE AS A GIFT
-SUPERHEAD TRIED TO DOME CRITICAL , SHE HAD TO HAVE HER JAW REATTATCHED LATER THAT NIGHT
-WHEN CRITICAL TAKES A DUMP, IT ALWAYS SMELLS LIKE ISSEY MIYAKE
-CRITICAL WENT TO CHINA WHEN THE POPULATION WAS 100,000, WHEN HE LEFT THEY HAD OVER A BILLION...YOU DO THE MATH.
-WHEN CRITICAL FARTS, GLASS SHATTERS.
-CRITICAL PLAYED CHESS ONE TIME, WHEN CRITICAL SAT DOWN, THE KING PIECE GAVE UP IMMEDIATELY.
-BUMS DONT ASK CRITICAL FOR CHANGE, BECAUSE THEORY SMACKS THE HELL OUT OF EM IF THEY DO.
-CRITICAL CAN EAT LOADS OF RIBS AND NOT GET THE 'ITIS'.
-CRITICAL DOESNT NEED MONEY, ANYWHERE HE GOES HE JUST STUFFS A BASKET AND WALKS THE HELL OUT WITH NO QUESTIONS ASKED.
-WHEN CRITICAL WAS A KID....ACTUALLY CRITICAL FELL OUT THE HOLE FULL GROWN & FULLY CLOTHED.
-CRITICAL WENT TO A PRINCE CONCERT, JUST TO SMACK THAT LITTLE MOTHERFOCKER OUT OF HIS METROSEXUAL MINDSTATE.
-WHEN CRITICAL SHAVES HE DOESNT NEED RAZORS, HE JUST PUTS SHAVING CREME ON HIS FINGER AND SLIDES IT DOWN HIS CHEEK.
-CRITICAL DOESNT HAVE TO LOOK FOR OSAMA, WHEN OSAMA FOUND OUT CRITICAL WANTED TO KNOW WHERE HE WAS OSAMA CALLED CRITICAL'S CELL PHONE IMMEDIATELY.
-CRITICAL FISHES BY YELLING AT THE WATER "GET IN THE F*CKIN BOAT" AND LOADS OF FISH JUST JUMP INTO CRITICALS NET.
-CRITICAL DOESNT NEED A GUN, HE JUST SWALLOWS BOXES OF BULLETS AND SPITS THEM OUT AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT
-CRITICAL HAS NEVER LOST A GAME OF CONNECT FOUR.....EVER.
-CRITICAL IS THE ONLY MAN IN HISTORY TO HAVE HIS OWN COMMUNITY CHEAST CARD ON MONOPOLY...'EVERYONE PAY WILLE BEAMON 500.00 OR GET ****ED UP"
-CRITICAL IS THE ONLY MOTHERFOCKER STEVE JAMES IS SCARED OF.
-CRITICAL SWEATS NAPALM AND PISSES HYDROCHLORIC ACID.
-CRITICALTOLD 'BIG PAPI' HE LOOKED LIKE ESTER ROLLE....AND BIG PAPI
LOOKED DOWN AT THE GROUND ACCEPTED THE JOKE AS TRUTH.
-WHAT WE KNOW AS HMB IS ACTUALLY CRITICAL SALIVA.
-CRITICAL ONCE FLIPPED A BOOGER AND KILLED THREE BYSTANDERS.
-THE FROST ON WILLIES FLAKES IS ACTUALLY ANTHRAX DUST, WHICH CRITICAL FINDS TASTY
-MIKE TYSON WAS NEVER THE SAME AFTER SPARRING WITH CRITICAL
-WHEN CRITICAL HITS A HOMERUN...NOONE EVER CATCHES THE BALL, UNLESS YOU LIVE ON THE MOON
-CRITICAL DOESNT NEED TO IMPRESS WOMEN, THEY JUST GET NAKED AND HAVE ORGASMS FROM SMELLING CRITICAL AND BEING IN HIS PRESENCE
-CRITICAL ARMS ARE SO HUGE EVEN HIS CHURCH SUITS HAVE NO SLEEVES
-CRITICAL EYESIGHT IS SO PRECISE HE CAN PUNCH A GNAT IN THE EYE WITHOUT KNOCKING THE GNAT OUT THE AIR
-WHEN GROWN WOMEN WANT THEIR GROOVE BACK, THEY CALL CRITICAL NOT DEXTER..
-CRITICAL DOESNT SLEEP, NOR BLINK....WHEN HE DOES BLINK THAT IS EQUIVALENT TO 8HRS REST.
-CRITICAL DOESNT KICK *****, CRITICAL BEATS THE HELL OUT OF MOFO'S
-BEFORE NASA HAD A LAUNCH PAD, CRITICAL USED TO THROW THE SHUTTLE INTO ORBIT
-WHEN CRITICAL STARTED ACTING IN ACTION MOVIES THEY CHANGED THE CATEGORY OF HIS MOVIES TO DOCUMENTARIES BECAUSE IT WAS TOO REAL
-ARNOLD, RAMBO, AND CHUCK RETIRED WHEN CRITICAL MOVED TO HOLLYWOOD
-THE DEVIL CALLED CRITICAL AND SAID 'CRITICAL ARE YOU TRYING TO TAKE MY JOB", CRITICAL HUNG UP IN HIS FACE
-WHEN CRITICAL GETS PULLED OVER BY THE COPS, THEY SEE ITS CRITICAL AND WRITE THEMSELVES A CITATION
-CRITICAL WALKED THE GREEN MILE.....THEN CAME BACK WITH SOME 'JUNIORS' CHEESECAKE
-CRITICAL USES THE INTESTINES OF VIET-CONG SOLDIERS TO JUMP ROPE
-WHEN CRITICAL GOES TO SUBWAY, THEY LET CRITICAL WALK BEHIND THE COUNTER AND MAKE HIS OWN FOOD
-WITH ONE LOOK CRITICAL MAKES SAMUEL JACKSON PUT ON HIS INSIDE VOICE
-WHEN CRITICAL DRIVES LIGHTS TURN GREEN BECAUSE THEY KNOW CRITICAL AINT HAVING THAT STOPPING MESS
-CRITICAL DOESNT YAHOO CHAT...YAHOO CHATS WITH CRITICAL
-GRAVITY IS EVEN SCARED OF CRITICAL, THAT IS WHY HE LEVITATES EVERYWHERE HE GOES
-CRISS ANGEL TRIED TO MAKE CRITICAL DISAPPEAR, SO CRITICAL MADE CHRIS ANGELS TEETH DISSAPEAR DOWN HIS THROAT
-DAVID BLAINES NEXT STUNT WILL BE SURVIVING IN A SMALL ROOM WITH AN ANGRY CRITICAL THEORY
-CRITICAL IS SO INTIMIDATING EVEN JAY-Z ADMITTED TO WILLIE THAT HE BIT BIGGIES LYRICS, APOLOGIZED THEN OFFERED BEYONCE AS A GIFT
-SUPERHEAD TRIED TO DOME CRITICAL , SHE HAD TO HAVE HER JAW REATTATCHED LATER THAT NIGHT
-WHEN CRITICAL TAKES A DUMP, IT ALWAYS SMELLS LIKE ISSEY MIYAKE
-CRITICAL WENT TO CHINA WHEN THE POPULATION WAS 100,000, WHEN HE LEFT THEY HAD OVER A BILLION...YOU DO THE MATH.
-WHEN CRITICAL FARTS, GLASS SHATTERS.
-CRITICAL PLAYED CHESS ONE TIME, WHEN CRITICAL SAT DOWN, THE KING PIECE GAVE UP IMMEDIATELY.
-BUMS DONT ASK CRITICAL FOR CHANGE, BECAUSE THEORY SMACKS THE HELL OUT OF EM IF THEY DO.
-CRITICAL CAN EAT LOADS OF RIBS AND NOT GET THE 'ITIS'.
-CRITICAL DOESNT NEED MONEY, ANYWHERE HE GOES HE JUST STUFFS A BASKET AND WALKS THE HELL OUT WITH NO QUESTIONS ASKED.
-WHEN CRITICAL WAS A KID....ACTUALLY CRITICAL FELL OUT THE HOLE FULL GROWN & FULLY CLOTHED.
-CRITICAL WENT TO A PRINCE CONCERT, JUST TO SMACK THAT LITTLE MOTHERFOCKER OUT OF HIS METROSEXUAL MINDSTATE.
-WHEN CRITICAL SHAVES HE DOESNT NEED RAZORS, HE JUST PUTS SHAVING CREME ON HIS FINGER AND SLIDES IT DOWN HIS CHEEK.
-CRITICAL DOESNT HAVE TO LOOK FOR OSAMA, WHEN OSAMA FOUND OUT CRITICAL WANTED TO KNOW WHERE HE WAS OSAMA CALLED CRITICAL'S CELL PHONE IMMEDIATELY.
-CRITICAL FISHES BY YELLING AT THE WATER "GET IN THE F*CKIN BOAT" AND LOADS OF FISH JUST JUMP INTO CRITICALS NET.
-CRITICAL DOESNT NEED A GUN, HE JUST SWALLOWS BOXES OF BULLETS AND SPITS THEM OUT AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT
-CRITICAL HAS NEVER LOST A GAME OF CONNECT FOUR.....EVER.
-CRITICAL IS THE ONLY MAN IN HISTORY TO HAVE HIS OWN COMMUNITY CHEAST CARD ON MONOPOLY...'EVERYONE PAY WILLE BEAMON 500.00 OR GET ****ED UP"
-CRITICAL IS THE ONLY MOTHERFOCKER STEVE JAMES IS SCARED OF.
-CRITICAL SWEATS NAPALM AND PISSES HYDROCHLORIC ACID.
-CRITICALTOLD 'BIG PAPI' HE LOOKED LIKE ESTER ROLLE....AND BIG PAPI
LOOKED DOWN AT THE GROUND ACCEPTED THE JOKE AS TRUTH.
-WHAT WE KNOW AS HMB IS ACTUALLY CRITICAL SALIVA.
-CRITICAL ONCE FLIPPED A BOOGER AND KILLED THREE BYSTANDERS.
-THE FROST ON WILLIES FLAKES IS ACTUALLY ANTHRAX DUST, WHICH CRITICAL FINDS TASTY
-MIKE TYSON WAS NEVER THE SAME AFTER SPARRING WITH CRITICAL
-WHEN CRITICAL HITS A HOMERUN...NOONE EVER CATCHES THE BALL, UNLESS YOU LIVE ON THE MOON
-CRITICAL DOESNT NEED TO IMPRESS WOMEN, THEY JUST GET NAKED AND HAVE ORGASMS FROM SMELLING CRITICAL AND BEING IN HIS PRESENCE
-CRITICAL ARMS ARE SO HUGE EVEN HIS CHURCH SUITS HAVE NO SLEEVES
-CRITICAL EYESIGHT IS SO PRECISE HE CAN PUNCH A GNAT IN THE EYE WITHOUT KNOCKING THE GNAT OUT THE AIR
-WHEN GROWN WOMEN WANT THEIR GROOVE BACK, THEY CALL CRITICAL NOT DEXTER..
-CRITICAL DOESNT SLEEP, NOR BLINK....WHEN HE DOES BLINK THAT IS EQUIVALENT TO 8HRS REST.
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