Maurice Clarett was arrested early Wednesday after a highway chase that ended with police using Mace on him and finding four loaded guns in his truck, police said. ...more
If you read this entire story, it's the craziest thing I'd heard in a while. They have to mace the guy, he has three loaded guns and a half empty vodka bottle in the back... just scary what's happened to a guy who could have had a great NFL career...
goot lawd ... that story is full of quotables
for instance :
"Officers used Mace to subdue Clarett after a stun gun was ineffective because the former Fiesta Bowl star was wearing a bullet-resistant vest"
~why was he wearing Kevlar ?
The home address Clarett gave police was his mother's house
~ :makefun:
Clarett plans to play for the Mahoning Valley Hitmen, one of five teams in the Eastern Indoor Football League.
~ ok, let me see, he went from NCAA Champion star to 3rd round pick to (possibly) playing in gymnasium's
"officers discovered a loaded rifle and three loaded handguns in the front of his vehicle"
~postal - it tell ya - postal
for instance :
"Officers used Mace to subdue Clarett after a stun gun was ineffective because the former Fiesta Bowl star was wearing a bullet-resistant vest"
~why was he wearing Kevlar ?
The home address Clarett gave police was his mother's house
~ :makefun:
Clarett plans to play for the Mahoning Valley Hitmen, one of five teams in the Eastern Indoor Football League.
~ ok, let me see, he went from NCAA Champion star to 3rd round pick to (possibly) playing in gymnasium's
"officers discovered a loaded rifle and three loaded handguns in the front of his vehicle"
~postal - it tell ya - postal
That's been posted for 25 minutes and not one joke about Clarett being so slow the cops were able to mace him while he was running from police?
Some of you guys are slacking.
Some of you guys are slacking.
let's see ....
3 loaded glocks - check
1 loaded AK - check
1 kevlar vest - check
1 bottle of vodka - check
how many here suspect he was on his way to a bank ?
:wave:
3 loaded glocks - check
1 loaded AK - check
1 kevlar vest - check
1 bottle of vodka - check
how many here suspect he was on his way to a bank ?
:wave:
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2006/football/more/08/09/clarett.ap/index.html?cnn=yes
a little more info here
a little more info here
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