she aint gonna stray when she heard bout my 3000 moolah I won from ya
Ummm it is real but I don't guess it is really taboo but the follow up jokes could be.
Either a bad choice or the Jamaican bobsled team is hilarious.
I think they are hilarious.
What? You don't like watermelon? Really? Man, I love watermelon. Wish I could grow it here. Too cold.
My pops grows them.
and blackberries
and pears
and blueberries
and grapes
I soak all it jars of moonshine or high proof vodka for a few weeks then consume.
Summertime fun.
My mom has blueberries, strawberries, raspberries, cherries but man I wish we could grow watermelon here
Buy some Absolute 100 or some other cheap ass high proof vodka.
Make a batch of simple syrup.
Soak fresh fruit for at least a week or more in jars with the vodka.
Add syrup and spring water to taste.
Leave out the water if you have something between your legs.
Enjoy.
Laugh at your fellow Canadians drinking Crown Royal and Labatt.
I like watermelon just fine, but wraping a black man in melon print!? LoL
Putting this one in the Taboo section to be safe. Since it is police brutality lol
Done that before but with Cuban rum instead.
Done that before but with Cuban rum instead.
One time we took a 40 of rum and loaded it into a full watermelon with a big syringe. Let it sit in the fridge over night and bam. Good fun the next day.
Did it with vodka. Good shit.
Got white boy wasted eating watermelon. No hangover either.
It is all the water. Keeps you from getting dehydrated. That is usually the biggest part of a hangover. That a loss of vitamin B.
That why I follow every pint or drink with a cup of water.
Take B vitamins and a couple big glasses of water before bed.
Wake up like a champion.
I do the same and add a bottle of Gaterade in a some point
I usually swallow a Goody powder or two if my head is aching late in the morning. Wake up with no headache.
Y'all probably ain't got Goody powder in Canuck Land.
TIL none of the military MRE's Canadia uses have/contain maple syrup. Not one.
It could fall into enemy hands in combat situations.
