:lol:
I sent this to my wife less then a week ago. My idea for using it as a manual for every day life did not go over as well as I had hoped.
I sent this to my wife less then a week ago. My idea for using it as a manual for every day life did not go over as well as I had hoped.
Yeah, after I'd been out all night drinkin', my wife started to get irate about it and I had to remind her...
"Don't ask questions about my actions or question my judgement or integrity. Remember, I am the master of the house, and as such I will always exercise my will with fairness and truthfulness. You have no right to question me."
The stitches come out in a couple of weeks.
"Don't ask questions about my actions or question my judgement or integrity. Remember, I am the master of the house, and as such I will always exercise my will with fairness and truthfulness. You have no right to question me."
The stitches come out in a couple of weeks.
I like the:
"don´t complain if he is late home for dinner or even if he stays out all night..."
Yeah, c´mon im the master of the house, so I have done everything with fairness and truthfulness....
where i´ve been?
Working at the office!
The whisky smell?
mmm emmm mmm a bum poured it on me while i was getting to the car
In my breath?
Well some of it falled on my face and eventually got in my mouth
I´ll repeat "WITH TRUTHFULLNESS"
Go read the guide, I need to rest before I have a major hungover
Boy that guide is quite funny!, Who wrote it?
Of course not a woman, unless she was hired by a male editor and had to rewrite it 1000 times!
Man those 50's where something
"don´t complain if he is late home for dinner or even if he stays out all night..."
Yeah, c´mon im the master of the house, so I have done everything with fairness and truthfulness....
where i´ve been?
Working at the office!
The whisky smell?
mmm emmm mmm a bum poured it on me while i was getting to the car
In my breath?
Well some of it falled on my face and eventually got in my mouth
I´ll repeat "WITH TRUTHFULLNESS"
Go read the guide, I need to rest before I have a major hungover
Boy that guide is quite funny!, Who wrote it?
Of course not a woman, unless she was hired by a male editor and had to rewrite it 1000 times!
Man those 50's where something
Michi40 said:
Similar writing can be found in the Alcoholics Anonymous book under the chapter titled "To Wives". This is a real piece of work :ha: AA groups usually can't get through that chapter without plenty of pointing and laughing.
See, it was written in 1935....here's a chapter written by an alcoholic trying to tell the wives of alcoholics how they are supposed to act during recovery. :suspect: There's a whole lot of silly eggshell-walking going on here, and the modern woman will not stand for it. It's equally as silly as the above article.
Check out these guys.
Mothers Day
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Completely Uncalled For
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Cubicle Wars
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Auto Insurance
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:ha:
"I just figured you sent out boxes of driving talent to people who turned 25"
:ha:
Mothers Day
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Completely Uncalled For
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Auto Insurance
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:ha:
"I just figured you sent out boxes of driving talent to people who turned 25"
:ha:
i dont know if you guys saw that girl who took a picture of herself everyday for three years, but here is a good spoof of it.
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