I hope he messages me first before informing all of you second tier posters
He'd use the shoutbox but, well...I hope he messages me first before informing all of you second tier posters
One will show up on your doorstep soon.
Ding dong
Hammer opens the door.
A kangaroo is standing on the porch
A boy crawls out of the kangaroo's pouch holding a boomerang.
"Ello are you my daddy?"
Hammer interrupts the boy to post about it on goTitans while slamming the door shut.
Pfft, like I answer my door
Pfft, like I answer my door with clothes on
Only when your wife comes for a visit. She likes it that way.
BTW, there could be a little Hammer running around Alabama soon
BTW, there could be a little Hammer running around Alabama soon
The twist
She told you that
You released your gravy in her bat cave
There are illegitimate half breed Aussie Hammers running around Canada
lol bat cave.
One will show up on your doorstep soon.
Ding dong
Hammer opens the door.
A kangaroo is standing on the porch
A boy crawls out of the kangaroo's pouch holding a boomerang.
"Ello are you my daddy?"
Hammer interrupts the boy to post about it on goTitans while slamming the door shut.
We don't say ello, we're not British (any more)
Yeah, they say "G'day"
Geeze, get your stereotypes strait
I thought they all talked like trash from east London
Occasional Titans victories
Occasional murder
Yep
This is fantastic. Laughed multiple times
Damn this is painful
worst wheel of fortune contestant ever:
He must be banging the chick next to him. No one can be that dumb.
Indiana... must be a Colts fan.He must be banging the chick next to him. No one can be that dumb.
Indiana... must be a Colts fan.
naw he roots for the broncos now